Here’s the thing: I’m an asshole. Even if I’m nicer to you than anyone ever has been. Even if I fucking love the shit out of you. Even if you’re my favorite person ever. I am still an asshole. Forever and always
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this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck
lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone
scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything, and they’re just walking away with it.
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"If you want to forget something or someone, never hate it, or never hate him/her. Everything and everyone that you hate is engraved upon your heart; if you want to let go of something, if you want to forget, you cannot hate."
Sophie (via wnq-writers)
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Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that
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Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
LMMFAOOOOO
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
